Either kill me or take me as I am, because I’ll be damned if I ever change…

—Marquis de Sade in a letter to his wife, written in prison, November 1783 (via dama-iz-fikcije)
head-up-little-dreamer:

. on We Heart It.

Ohh, how I hate mirrors and reflection.  😢

head-up-little-dreamer:

. on We Heart It.

Ohh, how I hate mirrors and reflection. 😢

bluemetalshark:

i-heart-hawkguy:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

omfg accurate

Omfg, Sims! I’m dead XD

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

Fucking sexy.

(Source: siriuslygoonerific, via bluemetalshark)

I want in fact more of you. In my mind I am dressing you with light; I am wrapping you up in blankets of complete acceptance and then I give myself to you. I long for you; I who usually long without longing, as though I am unconscious and absorbed in neutrality and apathy, really, utterly long for every bit of you.

Franz Kafka  (via hislivingpoetry)

Love this. My now favorite quote. Beauty

(Source: vacants, via hislivingpoetry)

ughh just look at his beautiful tan body. I want you NAndo

ughh just look at his beautiful tan body. I want you NAndo

(Source: addicted-to-ziam)

on7rainy8day:

Away kit is gorgeous … his hair is gorgeous

but no shooting?! oh my god

ohh Nando, you beautful creature <3 

So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

(Source: evilqueenofmarvel, via cali-sharpie)

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

Ahahhahahaha this made me laugh so hard! !!

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via cali-sharpie)

mangocianamarch:


happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE


Ahahahaha.  Reminds me off sophomore journalism.

mangocianamarch:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

Ahahahaha. Reminds me off sophomore journalism.

(Source: apriki, via doch-egal)